hakeswill (hakeswill) wrote,
hakeswill
hakeswill

myself and Freud

"Dr. Freud, why did I have sexual dreams last night about two different women?"

"Zis sleep, vas it restful?"

"No, not at all. I woke up repeatedly, and I only slept for five hours."

"Ah, zen you haf two reasons. Von, you are relatively young, and are still horny at times. Reason two, you did not get any REM sleep. Tell me, were either of zem your mother?"

"No."

"Are you sure?"

"Sheesh."

*grin*
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