hakeswill (hakeswill) wrote,

from Stu Bykofsky's column in the Daily News on Tuesday

The Last Word:
A worldwide opinion survey supposedly was run by the U.N. The only question asked was: Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?
The survey failed.
In Africa, they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe, they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China, they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East, they didn't know what "solution" meant.
And in the U.S., they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

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