hakeswill (hakeswill) wrote,

my crazy roomie's yearly poem

"I do this every year, no one has found a way to stop me yet, including me. So, without further adieu, this season's Lovecraftian Christmas Carol:

Tsathoggua the Frog-faced Demi-god

(to the tune of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer)

You know Dagon and Hastur and
Ithaqua and Nyogtha,
Nyarlathotep, and Shudde M'ell
and Yig and Cthulhu

But do you recall...
That most hideous godling of all...
Tsathoggua the frog-faced demi-god
had tentacles in his mouth
and if you ever saw him
your sanity quickly went south

all of the other Old Ones
dance around Azathoth, calling out his name
but he tends to just ignore them
'cause he's blind and insane

You can try to disbelieve
if you wander into N'kai
Cavernous depths that en-tice,
but you'll wind up a sac-ri-fice

Then no one will ever find you
even with a byakee
Tsathoggua will simply eat you
and you'll be damned for eternity!"

It's true. Mike does this every year. Heh.

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